What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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hello

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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whats brown? poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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