What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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haha, you're an orphan

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What's a small person? A midget

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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:O + :P = 69

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69

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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A blind man walks into a bar

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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