it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Win and Beau have no friends

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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