Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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If you are my friend like it!

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's a small person? A midget

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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