How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Knock Knock Come in

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Garry Glitters on here

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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