Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Penis.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Gadaffi

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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