- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A child with cancer grows up.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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