- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

Where is my tractor?

haha, you're an orphan

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

Women's Rights.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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