A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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knock knock who's there?

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Cancer.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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A snake walks into a bar

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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