- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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sarah taylor

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

What's 9+10=? 19

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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