What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Where's my tractor?

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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i love huge wieners.

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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What just hit my face? The floor

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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