Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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The Pope

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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