What is the best part about football The scoring

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Joay impistato is a fig

Wats a joke?

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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