- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

whats 2+2? 4

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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