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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

What just hit my face? The floor

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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