What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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