"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

What is smelly and sticky A poo

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

hi. thats what she said.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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