Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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The penn state football administration

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Girls

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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