Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

Thanks

*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

Take my wife- to the store.

Your time.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

guess what chicken butt

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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