- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Ham sandwich

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

What's better than sex? Nothing

Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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