Hearpin my durp

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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Knock Knock Come in

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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