My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Mitt Romney.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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Hippopatomous!

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