69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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guess what chicken butt

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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