- Anti Joke

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Joay impistato is a fig

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

What is the best part about football The scoring

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.