- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

I tell an anti joke!.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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