Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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