What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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