- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

What's a small person? A midget

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Nobody cares.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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