I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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