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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

womens rights

a catholic priest and a young boy

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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