Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Women.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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PENlS.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Anti Joke

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