- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

Guess what? Holocaust

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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