- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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whats 2+2? 4

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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