Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Ha

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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women's rights.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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