- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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