wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Meow.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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women's rights

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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