You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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