Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Women.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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