Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Hashtag

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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minecraft

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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