What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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