Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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I like to eat people

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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asian, do math

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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