Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Facebook...

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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