What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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verry nice how mUCH?

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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whats really hot the sun

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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women's rights.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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