- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

general tso's broccoli

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Yo mamas so fat.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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