How much did the Holla Cost?

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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