Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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knock knock who's there?

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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69, hahaha

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Drunk irish man

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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dislike this...please.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Anti Joke

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