Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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poop

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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fabien

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Women's Sports

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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