- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

whats better than 24................. 25

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Obamacare haters

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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