You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

A jew go out of a bar

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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