Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Sorry boss

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