Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

no

Farts smell bad!

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Yes. Just Yes.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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