what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

Potato.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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