What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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hey bill!

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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