My butt!!!!

why did Max cry??? chicken

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

Cows go moo.

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Japan called... They need help.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

women have rights

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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