Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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Ouch.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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verry nice how mUCH?

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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women's rights.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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