I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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Ham sandwich

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Mitt Romney.

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Woman's rights

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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Women

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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