What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

general tso's broccoli

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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