- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Barack Obama

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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