- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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