- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Knock Knock. Come in.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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