- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Nice weather we're having.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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