- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

black people

What's red and has wheels a red car....

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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