How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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whats brown? poop.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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dislike this...please.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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NASCAR

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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