Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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Where is my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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