do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Nice weather we're having.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Garry Glitters on here

Knock knock. Come in.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

PENlS.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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