How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Where is my tractor?

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Sorry boss

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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twilight

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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