- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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