- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What number comes after 29? 30.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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