Republicans

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Matty B

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

motley crew

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Blarg

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

women's rights

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

Your mother is a man.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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