What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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black people

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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