What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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God bless America, and no where else.

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I'm a like whore

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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poop

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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NASCAR

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Why did I get raped

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Anti Joke

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