What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Wats a joke?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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I saw a shovel once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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