What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Are you a human?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Hippopatomous!

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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hello

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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