Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the man sad His son got raped

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

What's better than sex? Nothing

Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

haha, you're an orphan

Sorry boss

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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