A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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