What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Women's rights.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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