A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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