- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

Knock, knock (No one was home)

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

Where is my tractor?

Sorry boss

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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