a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Dubstep < Music

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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hi. thats what she said.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Anti Joke

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