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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

I'm gay. No homo.

anne hatthaway

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

What's up? A direction...

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

I'm off to my tank guys!

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

black people

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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