A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

A Frenchman stays and fights

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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