- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

i'm not gay

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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