What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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#scabbers

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

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