What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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