- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Women Voting

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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