I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Hippopatomous!

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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OBAMA

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Wade's the father

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God bless America, and no where else.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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hello

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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