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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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