What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Penis-Pump

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That didn't hurt.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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