Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

No. Yes.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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