dislike this...please.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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this is gay

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What comes after 23? 24.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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My pet rock died.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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zebras

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whats brown? poop.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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you

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Why did I get raped

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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