What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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motley crew

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Anti Joke

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