- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Can you see this brett? Connor

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