a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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hi michael

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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