what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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