A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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asparagus

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Girls Basketball.

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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