roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Ha

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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