Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

I like to eat people

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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